Suzy Q Homemaker

Only six more feet to grow!

• We survived a total of six Christmases without bloodshed, tears, or screaming (not counting Christmas Eve or the dress rehearsal)
• The boys declared this the “best Christmas ever”
• SNOW!!
• Jamie tried to sing “White Christmas” while I took a video of Scraps examining snow for the first time and he couldn’t get through it
• Under his breath, Aiden said, “He really is real” when I showed him and his brothers the picture of Santa we “caught”
• I’m going to San Diego!! *

*Really! I have airfare booked and everything.  I leave in less than two weeks!!  I also have some brand new purple Zumba clothes that I want to wear tonight but am not sure if I’ll just look like a total dork.

Discuss.

A conversation with Aiden from last week.

Me:  Aiden, what did you have for lunch today?

Aiden:  Ummm, some chocolate milk, and um…

Me:  Wait.  Let me guess…a hot dog?

Aiden:  Nope!

Me:  A hamburger?

Aiden:  Yep!

Me:  Is that why it looks like it exploded all over your shirt?  Did you drip ketchup?

Aiden:   No, I put like five packets of ketchup on my hamburger and then I put the top on and SMASHED IT DOWN LIKE THIS.

[Aiden demonstrates by pounding his fists onto an imaginary hamburger]

Ten points to whoever guesses what color shirt he was wearing.

My wonderfully hilarious  midwife made this. The best line is the comeback to the frequently asked question “You do know what causes that, right?”