Jamie put his foot down
Posted by: LizzieJamie and I like to have pretend fights where he is The Man of the House and I am the Woman. I realize that this might be offensive if it was taken out of context, but it was hilarious to us.
Me: Today is a good “bath” day.
Him: What do you mean?
Me: Like, it’s all rainy and gloomy. A good day for sitting in the bath and reading a book.
Him: Well, if you stop getting all knocked up all the time, we might be able to secure the time to take a bath.
Me: Who says you’re invited to my bath?
Him: Who says I would let you take a bath by yourself even if I wasn’t invited? Yes, I said “let” because I’m the MAN.
Me: I didn’t realize I needed your PERMISSION to take a bath.
And then I punched him in the face.
The End.
Tags: chauvinism, conversations, jamie, marriage, we are a-holes
September 18th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
LOL we have conversations like this too, all in good fun. It cracks me up! Funny that someone else does it too!
September 19th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
heehee
Yep,sounds like some convos in our house. Same outcome
Did you also make it very clear that you aren’t exactly knocking yourself up single-handedly?