Small Talk Six: Ahhhh
Posted by: LizzieToday’s topic is “6 things you do, used to do, or would like to do to relax.” You can answer this with a list of 6 words, 6 phrases, 6 sentences, 6 paragraphs, 6 photos, 6 videos, etc . . .
Relax? In a house full of boys? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ok, whew. That’s hilarious.
I’m going to make this a “would like to do” list because there is no way in hell I can do any of these things right now.
1. Yoga retreat! Maybe one day when I’m not nursing a child and I have a couple grand to drop, I’ll go on a fancy yoga retreat somewhere tropical. I could spend the day sitting in mud baths and mineral springs, doing yoga, and eating delicious organic foods. Oh my word.
2. Get a massage. It’s indulgent, expensive, and only makes you feel good while you are lying there on the table. But that time is well worth it.
3. Sleep in. Every day.
4. I’d also like to not hear a screaming child all day. Just one day? Please?
5. I would like to sing Renaissance music with a small chamber choir three times a week. You have no idea how relaxing that is for me.
6. Finally, I would like to reiterate number four because my three-year-old is currently throwing a tantrum on the couch next to me. He is majorly upset because he does not have any more clean BLUE PANTS. Good Lord.
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August 15th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
As a mother of three boys, I feel your pain! lol
And instead of Blue Pants, my four year old is addicted to blue socks. What is it with blue??
August 15th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Boys and relaxing just doesn’t seem to go well together. Maybe try ear plugs? It’s probably the only way to get some quiet!
(Just kidding, of course!)
August 15th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
I have 4 girls and they are not much better. I had 3 of the crying as I was putting them to bed. aaahhh what I wouldn’t give for some piece and quiet and to just not have anyone call my name (mom/mommy) for a day.