Suzy Q Homemaker

Today’s topic is “6 things you think would be great about being a rockstar (or just famous in general).” You can answer this with a list of 6 words, 6 phrases, 6 sentences, 6 paragraphs, 6 photos, 6 videos, etc . . .

I have severe social anxiety, so it’s hard for me to think about ever being famous. Cause you would be surrounded by people. Constantly. I would have to take many xanaxes or something. But these things might be great:

1. Eating what I want to without having to cook! I would so hire a personal chef. Who wouldn’t? And then I could eat delicious organic vegan meals without having to worry about who’s going to cook them.
2. I would also hire a personal assistant. That way, I don’t have to think about my schedule. I am notorious for double-booking on my calendar and having to rearrange things cause of my own stupidity. If I had someone to plan stuff FOR me, I’d be set.
3. Housekeeping? If I was famous, I hope I would have enough money to hire someone to clean my house. Holy crap, that would be awesome.
4. Speaking of houses, I would get rid of this one and build a better one.
5. (Somehow this turned into a money post…) I think it would be great to have a trampoline room in my house.
6. I want to wear sunglasses indoors. I think you can only wear them indoors if you’re famous. Otherwise, you look like a douche.

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