Suzy Q Homemaker

Jamie and I like to have pretend fights where he is The Man of the House and I am the Woman.  I realize that this might be offensive if it was taken out of context, but it was hilarious to us.

Me:  Today is a good “bath” day.

Him:  What do you mean?

Me:  Like, it’s all rainy and gloomy.  A good day for sitting in the bath and reading a book.

Him:  Well, if you stop getting all knocked up all the time, we might be able to secure the time to take a bath.

Me:  Who says you’re invited to my bath?

Him:  Who says I would let you take a bath by yourself even if I wasn’t invited?  Yes, I said “let” because I’m the MAN.

Me:  I didn’t realize I needed your PERMISSION to take a bath.

And then I punched him in the face.

The End.

(pulled from the archives) Jamie and an almost-three-year-old Corey entertain themselves in the hospital room after Aiden was born.