Hm. Six things I love or hate about the ocean. I think I can do this. Here are six ocean creatures that are pretty cool:
(Baby Sea Turtles by
Luca5)
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I like this meme. This week, Momdot’s Small Talk Six topic is “6 pieces of advice that you think are obvious, but some people just need to hear.”
So I thought I’d take a moment to list the advice I give to my children every night at the dinner table.
- Chew with your mouth CLOSED. It is absolutely revolting to listen to anyone smack their lips. You sound like cows and no one wants to see what you’re eating.
- Don’t talk with your mouth full. Again, we don’t need to view the contents of your mouth while you’re trying to tell us about what Emily did at recess. If you need to say something, it can wait until you’re done chewing.
- Get your elbows off the table! You look like you are bored and don’t want to be here with us. If you’re that tired, go to bed.
- Please use a knife. Use the knife to cut your food and to push the bits of rice and corn onto your fork. We don’t use our fingers at the table unless we’re eating “finger” foods.
- Don’t slurp your drink. Especially if you are using a straw, it’s rude to audibly siphon the last few drops of your milk. Get some more to drink if you’re still thirsty.
- NO BODILY NOISES AT THE TABLE! No burping, farting, snorting, grunting, growling, or loud singing. This includes fart noises made with knee pits and armpits (Aiden)!
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