Suzy Q Homemaker

The other morning, after I was finally able to send all the children to school (they’ve been ill) and Timothy was down for a morning nap, I turned on the television and settled down with some coffee.  Just so you know, I don’t ever watch The Today Show.  Ever.  It was an awkward time of the morning, though, and as I was scrolling through the TV guide I realized that it was “the fourth hour” of The Today Show.  Any fan of The Soup knows what that means.

On a whim, I turned the station and wouldn’t you know it: Joel McHale was sitting right there waiting to be interviewed by Hoda and Kathie Lee!  I nearly peed myself in anticipation and that commercial break seemed to last about three years.  It was quite possibly one of the best coincidences of my life.

I love you, Joel McHale.

So last night, I almost wet my pants because of this:

I don’t think there are enough adjectives in the English language to describe how terrified I felt about doing this interview.  Talking to people, especially strangers is way scarier to me than singing in front of hundreds or flashing my boobs during a community theater performance.  I hope I didn’t sound like a complete goober.

Amy at Swag Studio confessed that she hates Dora.  You know what?  ME TOO.  That reminded me of a TV Funhouse a friend of mine showed me.  So, for those of you in our boat who wish Dora would stop yelling at us and staring blankly until we’re seriously uncomfortable, enjoy!