Setting: The kitchen. Jamie is cooking pancakes and I am trying to drink my first cup of coffee.
Jamie: Hey, do you know the chorus to “Hungry Eyes”?
Me: [hysterical laughter] WHAT??
Jamie explains that he has the song stuck in his head but cannot remember the words. The only lyrics that he can put together are:
Jamie: “I smell the magic between your thighs.”
After much laughing, near spilling of coffee and the threat of wetting myself, I reveal the actual lyrics:
Me: “I feel the magic between you and I.”
You know, I like his lyrics better. Best alternate lyrics to a terrible 80’s song ever.