the whole truth

Dec 7th

A conversation with Aiden from last week.

Me:  Aiden, what did you have for lunch today?

Aiden:  Ummm, some chocolate milk, and um…

Me:  Wait.  Let me guess…a hot dog?

Aiden:  Nope!

Me:  A hamburger?

Aiden:  Yep!

Me:  Is that why it looks like it exploded all over your shirt?  Did you drip ketchup?

Aiden:   No, I put like five packets of ketchup on my hamburger and then I put the top on and SMASHED IT DOWN LIKE THIS.

[Aiden demonstrates by pounding his fists onto an imaginary hamburger]

Ten points to whoever guesses what color shirt he was wearing.

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