A conversation with Aiden from last week.
Me: Aiden, what did you have for lunch today?
Aiden: Ummm, some chocolate milk, and um…
Me: Wait. Let me guess…a hot dog?
Me: A hamburger?
Me: Is that why it looks like it exploded all over your shirt? Did you drip ketchup?
Aiden: No, I put like five packets of ketchup on my hamburger and then I put the top on and SMASHED IT DOWN LIKE THIS.
[Aiden demonstrates by pounding his fists onto an imaginary hamburger]
Ten points to whoever guesses what color shirt he was wearing.