Suzy Q Homemaker

Week 23: Your baby is all exotic and stuff! And I guess knitted tapirs like it, too?

(Tapirs love mangoes by Sasha Kopf)

Week 24: Woah, your baby is long and kernel-y.  And he come wrapped in a nifty package of leaves and silk!

(ear of chris cornell by Rakka)

Week 25: There’s a bizarre festival held at a NY farmer’s Market where people curl your baby across the snow.  I kid you not.

(Swede (The Vegetable) by nesnad)

Week 27: Since your baby is of the English variety this week, she is considered “burpless” because of her thin skin and near-seedlessness.  As long as she’s rolled up nicely in my sushi, seeds don’t matter one bit.

(English Cucumber by Our Enchanted Garden)